Alex Lopez

Ridiculously injury-prone Business Administration major who tries to row, enjoys writing, digs rap, appreciates Chance The Rapper a tad bit too much, and loves the Florida Panthers. Spirit animal-Left Shark. Once set a food challenge record at some diner in High Springs, Florida. "Nice beard, dude"-Chadwick Stokes, Dispatch. Also enjoys long walks on the beach, guacamole and doing everything "for the bois".

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Alex LopezMay 15, 2015
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USA beats Switzerland, advances to semi-final at 2015 World Championships

Two more of these. I’ve got at least two more of these, tops…what the hell did I just say… …
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Alex LopezMay 13, 2015
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USA Defeats Slovakia, Wins Group B at 2015 World Championships

They almost wet the bed. They almost completely shat the bed, for that matter. But, lo and behold, they staved…
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Alex LopezMay 11, 2015
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USA Sinks Slovenia At 2015 World Championships

So, in case anybody was wondering, Philly is tight AF. But, if I so much as have to look at…
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Alex LopezMay 9, 2015
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USA Shuts Out Denmark at 2015 World Championships

Article two of two. 12:47 AM. Somewhere in a Crowne Plaza somewhere along the Schuylkill River. The women’s team attempted…
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Alex LopezMay 9, 2015
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Norway Trumps Slovenia at 2015 World Championships

Article one of two. 11:37 PM. Somewhere along the Schuylkill River. I’ve been talking like Nicolas Cage for 24 hours…
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Alex LopezMay 7, 2015
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Norway Rallies By Slovakia at 2015 World Championships

I’m sorry guys, but this one’s gonna be preeeeeeeeeeeetty sub-standard on my end; 15 hours crammed into a van with…
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Alex LopezMay 5, 2015
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USA defeats Russia at 2015 World Championships

Ok, you absolute beauties, here’s the low-down: it’s past midnight, I may or may not have rowing practice in five…
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Alex LopezMay 3, 2015
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USA edges Norway at 2015 World Championships

So, apparently, this was one hell of a tilt, but thanks to a lovely little thing called geo-blocking, the lovely folks over…
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Alex LopezMay 2, 2015
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USA Breezes Past Finland in 2015 World Championships Opener

Guess who’s back? Back again? I really should work on this whole extended absence thing. As my dad and…
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Alex LopezApril 10, 2015
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Cats Play Spoiler, Harm Bruins’ Playoff Hopes

*Disclaimer-There’s toooooooooooooooootally no bias in this article, dudes. Like, none. At all. Whatsoever. Come on, now.* I’m not sure…
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Alex LopezApril 1, 2015
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Florida Panthers Ink Michael Matheson To Entry Level Contract

So, wow…I’ve been gone for quite some time, haven’t I? Umm…how have you been? If your answer to that…
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Alex LopezMarch 19, 2015
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Florida Panthers Reach Affiliation Deal With Portland Pirates

And we back. After a week of rowing in Miami, a zero on a Managerial Accounting exam and the absolute…
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Alex LopezFebruary 28, 2015
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Cats Ship Tomas Fleischmann To Anaheim

A Czech comes in, a Czech moves out. It’s like osmosis or something…Yeah, that’s totally how osmosis works. Mere…
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Alex LopezFebruary 26, 2015
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Florida Panthers Land Jaromir Jagr

In the words of the great philosopher-poet Josh Nichols, “HUH?”. With his team in the hunt for a playoff berth,…
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Alex LopezFebruary 25, 2015
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Panthers Trade Sean Bergenheim To Wild

At this point, I’m fairly convinced that my always being late to the reporting table is purely genetic. Sadly, if…
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